To Axe or not to Axe?

Wow so this is what I have to look forward to?

T is going to movies and doused himself in Axe.

My eyes are watering and the cats are hiding.

How long does this particular phase last?

He has no clue, I hollered just a tad, he came out and says to me but mom it was only a few squirts.

His few squirts means the entire block can smell him.