Do you see these two?

With eyes that glow in the dark

do not be fooled

they are not as cute as you think they are.

Do you smell the poo?

Well can you?

Who would ever guess

in a million years

that something so small

so furry

would make that god awful stench?

They look at me and wait

knowing that I will gag upon my fate

with scoop in hand

and mask upon my face

I excavate the offending poop

while they wait.



Mystery Blogger Award

My thanks goes out to A Guy Called Bloke for nominating me for another award. If you have not yet checked out his blog you do not know what you are missing. Now get on over and read his blog.

So? What is the Mystery Award?

“Mystery Blogger Award” is an award for amazing bloggers with ingenious posts. Their blog not only captivates; it inspires and motivates. They are one of the best out there, and they deserve every recognition they get. This award is also for bloggers who find fun and inspiration in blogging; and they do it with so much love and passion.
– Okoto Enigma 

The Rules!

Put the award logo/image on your blog

List the rules.

Thank whoever nominated you and provide a link to their blog.

Mention the creator of the award and provide a link as well

Tell your readers 3 things about yourself

Nominate 10 – 20 people

Notify your nominees by commenting on their blog

Ask your nominees any 5 questions of your choice; with one weird or funny question (specify)

Three Things About Me:

I cry very easily. I am empathetic and feel what others feel. I just do not mention it often because than people are afraid to talk to me/tell me what is going on.

I am a Sexual Abuse Survivor.

My mom is my hero. And my little brother (not so little at 6’2″?) he ain’t all that bad either. They are the people that I instinctively reach out to although lately I have pulled back so as not to worry them. They have their own lives to lead.

My Questions for the Nominees!

How DO YOU fold a fitted sheet?  I don’t. Last summer at the lake as mom did the last load, it had a fitted sheet. She pulled it out and informed me that she needed my help. I grabbed it, squished it into a small ball and threw it on top of the basket. ‘I do not do fitted sheets.’ I stated in my imperious voice. Mom now also does not do fitted sheets.

What is REALLY meant by the phrase ‘Love is in the air?’
I imagine it has something to do with pheremones but I really do not know.
What was the wierdest, strangest and most mysterious phone call you ever took or made? 
I once had a phone call in which I thought it was my significant other on the other end of the phone. It was a rather sexy call until it took a weird turn and I realized I was talking to a pervert!
This is a real mystery – would you rather be ugly as sin and live forever or look as attractively sexy as was possible, but die in a year?
Ugly as sin and live forever. Someone will eventually find me beautiful.
Ok, ok, here’s the cliff hanger – you are offered £$/100,000 to eat a bowl of mixed bugs – you know crunchy mealworms, slimey earthworms, buzzing crickets, wrinkly woodlice and moist maggots and the list goes on – would you eat it and be richer or not?
At no point do you say that I have to eat them and keep them down. So yes, I would eat them.
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