Black cats
broken mirrors
never walk under the ladder.
All bad luck…..
so they say.
Never did you meet
a man
with luck as bad
as Dilly Bean.
Began as a baby
he fell from his crib
not a dent on his head to be found.
Some good mixed with bad.
As a toddler
he shot his dad.
As a child
he set fire to the mall.
As a teen
he impregnated the home coming queen.
Now you may a’wonder
where is the good spoken of?
This is all……
disconcerting.
An adult Dilly Bean
did all he could
to recompense
for the bad he brought to town.
It worked
all the townspeople
breathed a sigh of relief.
Settle in for the tale to tell
twisted it is
none would ever know.
Came a gypsy cavern
lead by Granny Mae.
Stopped she did
at Dilly Bean’s
calling him to head.
He sidled up
afraid what would be found
when
boop
Granny Mae touched his soul.
Jinxed he had been
since before birth
now all could rest
his affliction could not longer hurt.
March 31/19
Wow…creepy!
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Thank you was a hard one. 😊
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Particularly freaky picture
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I could not find an Old Gypsy woman this was closest I could come with curses/jinxes being done. 🙂
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Self portrait?
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I do not lay curses
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I certainly hope not
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No I might use them though 😂😂😂
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I’m gone!!
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Huh?
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I getting out of your cursing way
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Cursing like swears
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Don’t you cuss me neither!
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Never
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Lol! We’ll see when you finally get tired of me
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Lmao
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I’m trying really hard..
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I know. And I appreciate. I was literally thinking of you at lunch and thought hmmmmmm where did John go?
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Think of John as you stuff your face like a wild animal… I’m flattered J!
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Bwahahahahaha no I was going to spend money
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Well I mean, if you really want to I accept donations…
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No for me…..treat myself day.
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What did you treat yourself with while you were thinking about where I was?
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Sunglasses. Shorts. Slip dress. Lounge pants. Runners. Groceries
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Those aren’t exactly John items… maybe groceries..
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No but they are Jay’s once a year to treat herself items.
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You might look alright in the shoes..
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Lol
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Don’t courtesy laugh me
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Again…..I do not false flatter…..
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And stop being such a prune face
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A prune face? And you know what I just did I pursed my lips….started laughing because I was prune facing it.
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Lol!!!!!!
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😂😂😂😂😂
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Ha!! Made ya laugh! My job is done for the day..
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Hey guess what…I always say if I can make someone laugh I have done good for the day.
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Well.. I giggled…
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I snorted when I realized. And good my turn to make you giggle
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Not too many people say that to me J… lol!
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It is true….how can I not laugh when I realize I am making the prune face
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You’re like that naturally though…
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A prune????
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Prune face
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😧😧😧
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😝😝🤪
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😁😁😁
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Don’t smile at me
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The plotting grin
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What are you plotting??
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If I told you it would not be a plot….
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😝
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😂😂😂
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Ok ok… the slip dress might look great on you but please wear the shorts underneath. I know how you like show off… 😒
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Ah sorry I forget the southern difference you cuss I swear
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Lol… canooks…
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