Baby Boy Makes Me Laugh

Well now cannot make Word of the Day challenge work (it is acid) but I want to write.

So I decided to tell y’all a story that appeared in my Facebook memory feed. He must have been either 4 or 5.

When I read it I howled.

Today I told Tember and he figures it is ‘mom’ humor…..like dad humor but way funnier.

Once upon a time

Tember was a little boy

ever so cute

but on occasion

lies were known to fall

from sweet baby lips.

Mom (that would be me)

sat next to him

stern look upon my face

and I said to him:

“Look me in the eye and tell me

that you do not lie.”

Well

Child o’mine

I been dere

I done dat

gonna catch ya out

no matter what.

Of course

no eye contact was made

chortled I did

for correct I had been.

Suddenly

Tember shouts

“No”

zooms in

tongue out

licks my eye

while I shout

‘wth dude?????’

And this my lovelies

is the best thing ever

his response:

‘Well Mom

You told me to lick you in the eye

and say no.’

©May 25/20

Picture is my own