Dear Sheila……

Dear Sheila…..
I am so sorry
did not mean to disturb
I tried to warn him
please
do not chase me
I swear
I did not mean to disturb
wait though
it was not me
it was he
driving the backhoe
please
do not hunt me down.
Mini me is most worried
she made me promise
to saints above
that you would not curse me
so long as I explained
I did not drive over your tombstone.
I understand
if you want to complain
the dude driving the fork lift
he is over there
his boss behind the counter
please stay out of my bunker.
All I did was drop by
delivering tomb stones in a day gone awry
graves should not be movable
no matter what they say.
Dear Sheila
please remain where you lay
I swear
not my fault
see that dinkle dork
follow him
screech
and haunt
let me get the hell out.
©July 15/20
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