Answers Please…..

I recently discovered one thing about myself and realized that I always did the other so I thought…..
 
Do my fellow bloggers every have questions like this:
 
When someone allows you into traffic/lane what do you do?
Or stop to let you cross at crosswalk?
Me?
I roll down the window and stick my hand out to wave thank you.
And I also say thank you out loud. 
In the car. 
Or walking across street.
And although I know that they cannot hear me every single time I do this.
 
Does only one armpit smell more than the other?
I see you with the raised eyebrow.
Wondering what the hell I am talking about.
Without fail my left armpit always smells more than the right.
I have antiperspirant on. 
Yet every morning when I awaken there is a slight whiff to the left and none to the right.
 
Yes these are not mind blowing questions.
Answers are not going to solve the world’s issues.
But it will make you think.
And it may make you surreptitiously smell your armpits.
 
Have a terrific Thursday lovies!
 
©Sept. 24/20
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Author: Jay-lyn Doerksen

A single hard working mom of a soon to be teenage son. A poet and story teller I have wanted to write since I was a child. This space is where I share stories about myself and my life and the creative poetry that stirs my soul. My hope is you will pull up a chair and a cup of coffee delving into the world that I offer and you find simple enjoyment for a few moments. Welcome to The Wonderful & Wacky World of One Single Mom

21 thoughts on “Answers Please…..”

  1. I call out and say thank you and also raise my hand in acknowledgement…sometimes if I’m in a rush to get somewhere, I’ll forget to, but I do try to remember to do so.

    And argh!!!! I checked my armpits like you said we would…usually both smell the same, but tonight there’s a whiff from my left while none from my right. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  2. I always acknowledge people when they stop for me — usually with just a wave.

    As for armpits, I can’t say I’ve noticed any difference but now I’m tempted to start monitoring my pits to see how they change over time 😉

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  3. Aye, I always lift my hand in a wave and say thank you. Just sniffed as you predicted🤦‍♂️….would say both smell much the same of spray deodorant umpteen hours since yesterdays shower so at least I know it’s still effective….you may wish to try “Right Guard” 😉….this one armpit whiffs more than the other for females thing – is there a correlation with the slightly larger breast one wonders 🤔

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  4. I always raise a hand so the driver behind can see I’ve acknowledged their give way. I do the same thing when I cross the street too. As a driver myself I always notice when someone gives acknowledgement of my pause to let them in or cross. On the other hand, I am the world’s worst for road rage! I rant and rave in the sanctuary of my car and have been known to get out at traffic lights to lambast a driver who has done something stupid, like cut me up, overtaken me on the inside just to get one car ahead and then have to stop at traffic lights etc, the last time I did it, I told them I was an off duty officer, (I didn’t say police or any other kind of tag so I wasn’t impersonating lol) and the driver damn near wet himself! I got back into my car and drove off smiling as the driver drove at a sedate 30 mph for the rest of the time I sat behind him. 😛 Naughty I know, but it was an uneventful drive after that! I have no shame. I am that woman, lol Can’t help on the armpit thing, got nothing going on with that over here lol xxxx

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  5. I say thank you even in the car but I also flash my headlights if they are in front or flash my hazards if behind. As for the armpit thing, I thought it was just me!!! It’s after an intense workout not when waking up though lol

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  6. I have the good habit of saying thank you very much rather often and i think some people think i’m a bit crazy, and yes one armpit is more prominent than the other… but then again one eye has better sight than the other, one breast is bigger than the other, and i guess the list continues… hope you are having a wonderful Thursday…

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