Who Poos at 2?

Woke up at 2 a.m. to discover that all the lights in the house were on.

Well not all of them.

Kitchen.

Bathroom.

Over stove.

Go stumbling out to turn them all off when I discover T.

In the bathroom.

Scared me near half dead.

I shriek at him asking him what the hell he is doing.

T: I’m pooping mom! 💩💩💩💩💩💩

Me (greatly confused) : At 2 in the morning? Who does that?

T: Me.

Wander over and grab half a cookie and go back to bed.🍪🍪🍪🍪

This morning I dropped one of my Motrin and could not find it.

Loki did though.

I look over to see him batting it around and Thomas standing next to him watching.

Me: T do you have any small balls?

T: Giggle

Me: T do you have any small bouncy balls?

T: Giggle

Me (going into his room): T do you have any small bouncy balls that Loki and Thomas can play with.?

T: Small bouncy balls mom small bouncy balls!

Took me a moment or two to realize just what it was that he was finding so hilarious.

Small bouncy balls.

I looked at him and snickered.

Shook my head as he writhed with giggles on his bed and I left the room.

Don’t tell him I guffawed once in the living room.

And so it begins.

One thing that T has going for him is that at times I too have the humor of a 12 year old boy.🤣🤣🤣🤣

Remote learning has begun.

I can hear T in on his Chromebook class in session. 💻💻💻💻

Playing with the cats and discovered how to throw the new ball with tail I got for the cats.

Yelled out:

T I figured out how to throw the ball.

No response and I am about to holler again when I remember that he is in class.

On his bed.

With the curtains open so that nature is his background for the day.

Have a terrific Tuesday loves.

©Nov. 24/20

Picture is my own