Who Poos at 2?

Woke up at 2 a.m. to discover that all the lights in the house were on.
Well not all of them.
Kitchen.
Bathroom.
Over stove.
Go stumbling out to turn them all off when I discover T.
In the bathroom.
Scared me near half dead.
I shriek at him asking him what the hell he is doing.
T: I’m pooping mom! 💩💩💩💩💩💩
Me (greatly confused) : At 2 in the morning? Who does that?
T: Me.
Wander over and grab half a cookie and go back to bed.🍪🍪🍪🍪
This morning I dropped one of my Motrin and could not find it.
Loki did though.
I look over to see him batting it around and Thomas standing next to him watching.
Me: T do you have any small balls?
T: Giggle
Me: T do you have any small bouncy balls?
T: Giggle
Me (going into his room): T do you have any small bouncy balls that Loki and Thomas can play with.?
T: Small bouncy balls mom small bouncy balls!
Took me a moment or two to realize just what it was that he was finding so hilarious.
Small bouncy balls.
I looked at him and snickered.
Shook my head as he writhed with giggles on his bed and I left the room.
Don’t tell him I guffawed once in the living room.
And so it begins.
One thing that T has going for him is that at times I too have the humor of a 12 year old boy.🤣🤣🤣🤣
Remote learning has begun.
I can hear T in on his Chromebook class in session. 💻💻💻💻
Playing with the cats and discovered how to throw the new ball with tail I got for the cats.
Yelled out:
T I figured out how to throw the ball.
No response and I am about to holler again when I remember that he is in class.
On his bed.
With the curtains open so that nature is his background for the day.
Have a terrific Tuesday loves.
©Nov. 24/20
Picture is my own

Author: Jay-lyn Doerksen

A single hard working mom of a soon to be teenage son. A poet and story teller I have wanted to write since I was a child. This space is where I share stories about myself and my life and the creative poetry that stirs my soul. My hope is you will pull up a chair and a cup of coffee delving into the world that I offer and you find simple enjoyment for a few moments. Welcome to The Wonderful & Wacky World of One Single Mom

10 thoughts on “Who Poos at 2?”

    1. Lmao he knows I post about him all the time. Told him one day I will be famous and a by product of that is he will become famous. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 As long as I am housing and feeding him he is fodder for my blog. He is good with that. 😛😛🤓💜🤗

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      1. Wellllllllllllll We never really discussed my posting we just had a lively discussion as to who was weirder lol things like this is he ok with. He is resigned to the fact I write about him but he also enjoys the fact that so many people want to read about our interactions. He wants us to start a YouTube show

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      2. LOL not sure that I am ready to have my life out there 24/7 for the world to watch. We are boring. Right now I am watching cartoons while he is doing math work. People would tire of that. LOL

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      3. I am so sorry I have been mia. I do get your blog posts emailed to me just lately I read and have not been commenting. But just so you know I am around. Your friendly neighborhood stalker. 🤓🤓🤓🤣🤣🤗🤗🤗💜

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