More than once I have bemoaned the fact that my mouth works faster than my brain does.
Lightening speed faster.
Case in point:
Regular Customer (and when I say regular she shops like 3/4 times a day): Where is aisle 8?
We were in aisle 5.
Me: After aisle 7.
Customer looks at me and I look at customer.
I point to the sign that says 8.
Customer: Oh right. Thank you.
I will leave it there.
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