I am obviously feeling better this morning.
I was sitting on the floor in the living room nagging at T to get ready for school. We had been discussing whether or not I have ever rolled my eyes at him and I insisted that I never had. That he would know if I rolled my eyes at him…..he would feel it. This elicited an eye roll from his nibs at my protestations of innocence.
He wandered off into the bathroom and I heard him in the dryer. Backstory yesterday morning at 8 a.m. he asks me why his clothes are not in the dryer. I tell him because he never told me about them. T was insistent that he had the night before. Just as I insisted that I never heard him. Stalemate as we throw his clothes in the dryer for half hour.
Me: What are you doing?
T: Getting my pants.
Me: Didn’t you wear pants yesterday?
Yes that came out of my mouth. The minute, nay the second I heard it, I began to hiccup. The hiccup turned into a giggle. The giggle became laughter.
T: What did you say?
Me: I am not repeating it! It was so dumb.
T (opening bathroom door): Tell me.
Me (crying): I asked ‘did you not wear pants yesterday’.
T: Yes mom I did.
He goes into his room and I hear:
Me: What did you say?
T: Thomasssssssssss. I was talking to him.
Me (screech laughing): I thought you called me a dumbass!
Laughter is a great way to start the day.
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