Fish Optometry

Today on the way to school Tember and I are discussing the need to go and have our eyes checked.
 
Tember dislikes having his eyes checked as ‘they shine bright lights in my eyes mom. And if my eyes changed I would tell you.’
 
Me: Well I know I have to have my fishes checked.
 
We were driving by a local restaurant which had a sign out front: Pickerel Fish Fry
 
And there you have it folks a direct view into the crazy mind of mine. 
 
©Oct. 7/20
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Cake Day

I have decided that the funny things that come out of my mouth during the course of my shift deserves its own category. So here it is.

Sept. 30/20

Cake anyone?

I am scanning my customer’s items chatting away. When I get to the slice of cake I wanted to ask if she wanted a bag for the cake.

What I asked: So would you like cake today?

We both laughed hysterically because obviously she wanted cake that was why she was buying it.

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https://thecrumbykitchen.com/double-chocolate-mousse-cake/?cn-reloaded=1