Talking to Tember when a piece of popcorn kernel ( you know the ones floss can never find? The one where you brush same spot 70000x? That itty bitty piece) pops free.
I stop and pluck from my tongue. Look at it looked at Tember and said:
Look what popped out from between my teeth! 🍿🍿🍿
He did not get the pun.
Dads get all the laughs and groans. Really is just not fair. Therefore I have started a new category: Bad Mom Humor. I would love any and all submissions. Comment your joke in the comment section or via contact. I know y’all got them jokes you wish you could share with an appreciative audience. Well here I am……I do not care how bad if we can make one another laugh let’s do it.
I have two for some may have missed my 1st foray into Bad Mom Humor:
Bad Mom Humor
And today’s joke:
Today is Canada Day.
We became a country in 1867.
Saturday is Independence Day.
The U.S. signed the Declaration.
91 year difference.
Conversation with gf in Florida:
Me: Holiday here today
DFl: Nice. Saturday is ours.
Me: I know…..but we came first (July 1)
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