Sometimes I am Not SMRT

I know that you all have heard me rave about my Reese’s Pieces cups with the Reese’s Pieces in the peanut butter. I have gotten all sorts of people addicted to them. I eat at least one package a day, sometimes two if it is really stressful.

I am very cognitive that there are only two jumbo cups in each package. Two of them.

Would someone like to explain to me why I sat there for about a minute and a half yesterday trying to figure out why my package had been shorted its third cup. I was so indignant and already planning my rant to K when my eyes fell upon the package and it absorbed the fact that there were only 2 cups in the package…..LIKE ALWAYS.

When I went down from my break I went to tell K who barely let me get my words out before interrupting me indignant that I had gotten three cups.

She finally calmed down as I am telling her and the two of us laughed.

There really are some days that I just am not SMRT.

©March 5/22

Temptation

I look longingly at you

so strong

so close

the temptation of your scent

I want nothing more

than to be in your embrace.

I lick my lips

flutter my lashes

hoping that you come closer.

Every night you enter my dreams

every day I wish you could fill my needs.

Anticipation runs high

as I wait out this diet

counting the days

until I can taste the chocolate desire.

Picture via: Photo by Taylor Kiser on Unsplash

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