Hello…..

Hello…..
is it me you are looking for?
Lionel 
is that you?
High
low
searching
wondering
can I?
will I?….. 
find you
looking in the cupboard
one
two
shit
down to the last roll.
I stalk the streets
heeding whispers
listening to rumors
on the hunt
on the look out
for that elusive creature
the one that keeps me clean
oh my
Toilet Paper
when did you become god
when did I need to reserve
just a roll
to ensure
I had what I need
when in need.
(Grandma…..
lesson learned
going forward
toilet paper shall be bought 
on sale 
never ending
so again 
never shall I face this plight)
Oh my
it makes me giggle
it makes me laugh
look at me with disdain
I do not care
last I checked
this ain’t no ass illness…..
respiratory.
Lungs.
Lungs people.
‘Dem t’ings y’all breath through.
(sad
 sad
rhyme
sad
sad
accent
I hear it better than I speak it
smile)
Never
not in a million years
trite as that statement may be
did I ever think
that toilet paper
would become more sought after than gold
that limits would have to be imposed
but:
can you spare a square?
Just one square?
Homage to Lionel….
Homage to Seinfeld….. 
Please do not sue me
Please….. 
Cease and Desist……
much better….. 
cause 0% of 0%…..
well……
it equals 0%…..
unless you do the new math
than it could mean anything. 
©April 10/20
Picture is my own

Covid-19

I think that I am being sucked dry of my creativity. Not that there is not an abundance of ideas but they do not gel and I am so tired. The words are not there.

Covid-19. Who knew that it would change the world? Who knew it would change the way we live? Who knew?

Today for the first time in 5 weeks I was able to get a pack of toilet paper. And that is because a co-worker put aside for me. Thank goodness it is only me and Tember at home or else I would have been in trouble.

Appetite is hit and miss. I am stress drinking which I know is so unhealthy. So so unhealthy and there is no excuse other than……it is stress.

I am hoping that this week is just one of those weeks. I am hoping that as I do not have to get up in the morning no alarm set I can get my groove back.

Stay safe everyone.

🙂

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