He Knows I’m Crazy

Went in this morning to wake T up and ask if he wanted to get up then (6 a.m.) or sleep until 7.
Obviously he chose the 7 a.m. wake up call.
I decided that it was time to check his phone. 
Something I have not done since he got it.
I trust my son.
I know every parent says that and then wonders how their child became a serial killer.
But I do.
He comes to me with things that I know he won’t talk about with his dad.
Regardless that is neither here no there.
I open his phone and decide the first thing that I was going to look at was his text messages.
I flip open and my eyes start looking down the list.
And see what I am listed as in his phone.
I burst out laughing so hard.
T half asleep: what why are you laughing what are you doing?
Me: Looking at your phone. I haven’t since I got it for you and I just saw how you have me named. I love it.
Crazy Lady I Came out Of. 
That is my handle.
Also and I am not sure where I heard this or if I have written it here before.
Regardless as far as I am concerned it is still funny.
I would really like to know who decided that this point of my life is called menopause.
Believe me I have not hit the pause button on my crazy hormone induced frenzy I just no longer have a physical aspect of it.
And I highly doubt that at age 60 I am suddenly going to say:
Hey you know what I really miss being hormonal and nearly killing people every 28 days or so.
Where is the unpause button? 
I would really like my period back.
Ha! 
There is not a woman around who is going to want it back.
I mean I could be wrong but I cheered and would have done cartwheels if I did not fear falling on my face.
Have a great Tuesday all.
Hope that I sent you off with a smile on your lips and a cheer in your heart.
©Feb. 23/21
Picture is my own

Bullies Froth

Mouth agape
watching flatulence
nigh visible in the air
so afraid
eyes aflutter
as lies espoused
moment after moment
second after second
how have they not sewn
blathering mouth shut.
Fear
running rampant
sweat
rivulets
turned to raging oceans
swagger
good ole boy
dumbass
taking aim
knowing
end of run
staring down the barrel
watch…..
blatant racism
charges risen
how?
Thick headed
believes
told
pandered to
as though second coming…..
of hell on earth
corners burned
laughing
wizard’s fire burning
justice for one
not the many.
A world of ice
a time of despair
agony wracked
land rebuilt
in white man’s honor
while everyone else does burn.
Time has come
time to ask
will righteousness rise
bullies broken
shall the world remain?
©August 15/20
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