Bad Mom Humor

This morning as I am getting ready for work this is the conversation between Tember and I:

Me: I am a little chilly

Tember: A little chilly?

Me: Not Spicy just a little chili

Tember: Mom that is not funny.

I cackled. And cackled. Tember dared me to tell people at work. As I was leaving I told one of my co-workers. The mom behind me burst out laughing. So I am not all that lame.

Picture via Pinterest

https://www.food.com/recipe/the-best-bowl-of-chili-ive-ever-had-178865?ic1=obinsite

Poo

Do you see these two?

With eyes that glow in the dark

do not be fooled

they are not as cute as you think they are.

Do you smell the poo?

Well can you?

Who would ever guess

in a million years

that something so small

so furry

would make that god awful stench?

They look at me and wait

knowing that I will gag upon my fate

with scoop in hand

and mask upon my face

I excavate the offending poop

while they wait.