Cause they are 8

My bff’s daughter is a vegetarian. And there is nothing wrong with that. My sister in law and niece and nephews do not eat meat. My brother he is a meat eater. My bff, she too is a meat eater.

However  her daughter is out for the weekend and she is a vegetarian and they are having vegetarian lasagna. Yuck. This is the thought in my head. Bff’s son, who is my son’s bff in turn announces that he hates vegetarian lasagna. He was informed in no uncertain terms that he must at least try the lasagna.

My son suddenly pipes up and asks that his bff can still come for supper. We are having bacon eggs and hash browns. And of course the response was yes, yes you guys can have supper together.

Bff’s son: Because I love bacon!

I laughed. I admit it. Because really who asks an 8 year old to make a choice between bacon and vegetarian lasagna. Dude will always choose the bacon.

 

The Narcissism of Youth

Wow. Just total wow.

I am speaking to my son tonight, pumped because I have like my 5th follower on my blog. I am thrilled beyond belief that 5 people like the way that I write. (The fact that at least two of them are friends does not kill my buzz at all!)

Son: “Mom what is a follower?”

Me: “Someone who likes my writing and is reading what I wrote.”

Son: “So basically they like me. ‘Cause  like all you write about is me; so they just like me.”

Me: “Ummmmm no I do not solely write about you. I write about other things too.”

Son: “Moooooom, what is more important than me?”

Me: (In head) Fuck Fuck Shit yeah. So despite the fact that I do write about other things, my narcissistic son believes that my entire life revolves around him. (And he is not wrong)

Flutterbys-louisa

Literary Adventures

aanya4u

Smile! You’re at the best WordPress.com site ever

Guide Fleury

"...and a chance of evening Fleury's."

Sereneluna

ღFinding My Inner Goddessღ

MadieJ

#Meditation #Spiritual Programs #Alternative Health Information #Healing Courses #Crystals #Family Assistance Packages #Animal Wellbeing Information #General Blogging #friendship

BeingMomIsaBliss

Learning Motherhood on the GO !!!

Milsy Girl

I'm a daughter, a sister, a wife and a mum but don't forget I'm me!

A Perturbed Virgo

A Cacophony Of A Single Mother’s Musings

Thomas W. P. Slatin

American Writer, Photographer, and Website Designer. Former career Fire and EMS Lieutenant.

Word of the Day Challenge

Alternative haven for the Daily Post's mourners!

Question Asking with April

A Blog asking questions about life, love and what the hell we are doing in this crazy world!

Arturo's Stories Bizarre

Stories Bizarre, a fabulous collection of weird, extremely bizarre short stories, as well as some highly strange but very interesting poems, written by author and poet Arturo Hernandez.

utahan15

poetry and prose

Eddie silver

not a whole lot really

EllPoet Emotionally Raw Poetry.

I write poetry that is unexpected, raw, from the heart & mind, I don’t shy away from being emotional, & real in my writing.

%d bloggers like this: