I Got Magic

I have always wanted to be a Princess.
Then I grew up and I want to be a Queen.
With magic.
And it turns out that I am both.
I feel like I have mentioned before how customers will ask me for something and 9 times out of 10 I am right in front of it or it is behind the customer.
Or left.
Or right.
You get it, the point is that the item they are always looking for is near me.
I have even taken to calling myself The Queen of Found Items.
Customers laugh a lot making deprecating comments about their eyes and being a little more patient.
Some days I just point.
Usually that is because this is the 100th customer to ask me for something that is right under their nose.
Otherwise I joke around with them.
I tell them that everyone is like that.
I am like that lol
I even have a name for it.
Infrontofmynoseitis.
The item I am looking for is literally right in front of my nose.
Imagine my surprise when I discovered my abilities extend beyond being in the store.
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So now I have magic.
Thus making me a Magical Queen.
©March 23/22

Banal Acquisition

Once upon a time
the way all fairy tales start
prince comes
princess goes
flamboyant man
simpering woman
they deserve one another.
Sit through
another grotesque dinner
japes made
feelings shredded
believing
this is reality
chin on hand
glaring over wine cup
sneering
omg
this is the best of them?
Have you heard
how I will save
the country
the economy
everything
god
worship at my feet
marry me
no one else can beat.
Have you 
never seen
curled lip
derision at words
falling
disgust laced
too stupid to realize.
Parade
a’fore me
measure of men
jesters
jackasses
so sick am I
of
strength of stupidity
let them rule
crowed at me.
Shake my head
must make a choice
damn tedious
listening to all the boasting
savior naught
sycophants lie
too bad
you cannot see that.
©May 24/20
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