Sometimes I am Not SMRT

I know that you all have heard me rave about my Reese’s Pieces cups with the Reese’s Pieces in the peanut butter. I have gotten all sorts of people addicted to them. I eat at least one package a day, sometimes two if it is really stressful.

I am very cognitive that there are only two jumbo cups in each package. Two of them.

Would someone like to explain to me why I sat there for about a minute and a half yesterday trying to figure out why my package had been shorted its third cup. I was so indignant and already planning my rant to K when my eyes fell upon the package and it absorbed the fact that there were only 2 cups in the package…..LIKE ALWAYS.

When I went down from my break I went to tell K who barely let me get my words out before interrupting me indignant that I had gotten three cups.

She finally calmed down as I am telling her and the two of us laughed.

There really are some days that I just am not SMRT.

©March 5/22

Which Came First

Dads get all the laughs and groans. Really is just not fair. Therefore I have started a new category: Bad Mom Humor.  I would love any and all submissions. Comment your joke in the comment section or via contact. I know y’all got them jokes you wish you could share with an appreciative audience. Well here I am……I do not care how bad if we can make one another laugh let’s do it.

I have two for some may have missed my 1st foray into Bad Mom Humor:

Bad Mom Humor

And today’s joke:

Today is Canada Day.
July 1st.
We became a country in 1867.
Saturday is Independence Day.
July 4th.
The U.S. signed the Declaration.
91 year difference.
Conversation with gf in Florida:
Me: Holiday here today
DFl: Nice. Saturday is ours.
Me: I know…..but we came first (July 1)
bwahahahahahahahahahahaha
©July 1/20
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