Dear Mr. President…..

Just to reiterate in case none of your sycophants have made it clear to you:
 
Canadians do not want to open the border.
Please do not go around telling the world that you know how we think.
We would much prefer that you remain on your own side protecting yourself from marauders peacefully protesting the insanity that you continue to preach as acceptable behaviour. 
No one (well there are some) wants a little boy with dictatorship ambitions coming anywhere near our boarder.
 
Yes this is tongue in cheek.
No I am not kidding: 
One of the headlines in my news feed was how after extending our border closure to Oct. 21st Trump stated that Canada wanted to reopen the border.
No offense but 90% would like to keep the border closed to all but essential travel and workers. 
We are watching our downstairs neighbor blow up and well…..
it is damn scary.
 
I imagine- and as unfathomable as it is to believe he could be elected for a second term-scares rational people. 
Pretty sure that come Nov. 4th it the above horror does take place that the number of asylum requests will triple…..
 
©Sept. 19/20
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Which Came First

Dads get all the laughs and groans. Really is just not fair. Therefore I have started a new category: Bad Mom Humor.  I would love any and all submissions. Comment your joke in the comment section or via contact. I know y’all got them jokes you wish you could share with an appreciative audience. Well here I am……I do not care how bad if we can make one another laugh let’s do it.

I have two for some may have missed my 1st foray into Bad Mom Humor:

Bad Mom Humor

And today’s joke:

Today is Canada Day.
July 1st.
We became a country in 1867.
Saturday is Independence Day.
July 4th.
The U.S. signed the Declaration.
91 year difference.
Conversation with gf in Florida:
Me: Holiday here today
DFl: Nice. Saturday is ours.
Me: I know…..but we came first (July 1)
bwahahahahahahahahahahaha
©July 1/20
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