Mama’s Mafia

Photo by Bruce Dixon on Unsplash

Dumbass.

Door knob.

Dickhead.

Douchebag.

Dork.

And yes they know it means whale penis.

These are the names

the insults

my girls have given to you.

They dislike you.

They would bury you

up to your neck

at low tide

where the sand crabs can get you.

Pinch your nose

your lips

your cheeks

watch as the surf rolled in

covering your face.

They really really don’t like you

or how you treat this lass.

I have cried so many tears.

Wailed and gnashed my teeth.

Finally they were done

and decided that you need to learn

you cannot play with my heart

without raising the wrath of the mighty five.

©Jay-lyn Doerksen

May 9/18